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The Tinder Swipe of Startup Life (a Svbtle freestyle rap)

It’s been 2 months on Svbtle

still dunno what to say

Is Bitcoin in a bubble?

sure seems to smell that way

I never got an MBA

but if you’re a VC

I’ve got the next Yelp & Uber

for AirBnB

with their million dollar guarantee

so don’t give me a label

but would you mind if I compared

my app to OpenTable?

Cuz I’m fully able

to expand another vertical

just gimme a term sheet

with a note that’s convertible

Business plans??

How bout Instagrams

and Twitter fans

keep shaking hands

ride Lyft mini-vans

in distant lands

take a chance

Disrupt, innovate & fight

In the Tinder Swipe of Life

2 roads diverge into the night

finger flicks are for forever

Why ever left? Swipe Right

This post originally appeared on Svbtle, on December 1, 2013 soon after Tinder launched, Bitcoin was sky-rocketing, and all startups were trying to raise VC money claiming they were the next AirBNB, Uber, Yelp & OpenTable for their own industry.

(You can find the original Svble post by clicking this link)